Bitch, be cool.

XXVI.MALE.TEXAS.I AM A TRAVELER OF BOTH TIME AND SPACE.
  • Morning sex
  • Afternoon sex
  • Dinner sex
  • After meal sex
  • I-made-pancakes sex
  • Good morning sex
  • The-kids-are-at-school sex
  • Shower sex
  • Bored sex
  • Make-up sex
  • Break-up sex
  • Obama-won sex
  • Romney-lost sex
  • Monday sex
  • Tuesday sex
  • Wednesday sex
  • Thursday sex
  • Friday sex
  • Saturday sex
  • Sunday sex
  • There-is-nothing-on-tv sex
  • I-love-you sex

(Source: us-the-teens, via girrlscout)

claimyourdignity:

What is the use of having long hair if it’s not getting pulled?

Pulled directly to your clit until you pass out

What we have here is a case of vehicular homicide. That old boy in there murdered them pretty little gals. I mean he used a car and not a hatchet, but they’re dead just the same.

(Source: wtfsalommy)

6marky6mark6:

I wish u thought I was funny and understood my sense of humor and we could talk more and laugh together but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles :/

(via claimyourdignity)